“I will be your best friend.”
Technically known as A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000, hijinks ensue when Cartman does what Cartman does and acts like a choade. Disguising himself to learn Butters’ deepest secrets, Kidrobot’s medium AWESOM-O has a removable box-head revealing the half-starved face of Eric Cartman with only his toothpaste accessory for sustenance. You need to bring home this fully-sculpted and articulated AWESOM-O before the military turns him into an AI-enabled weapon of mass dickification.
Time to complete that South Park collection right here.